var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-4823851-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); En realidad algunas personas nunca crecemos. Simplemente aprendemos a actuar en público como si fuéramos adultos.Tumblr (3.0; @chorrogalactico)http://www.chorrogalactico.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mmwlsdSL9z1qlka8ko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/50601384161http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/50601384161Thu, 16 May 2013 17:22:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kangrejoman.tumblr.com/post/50096546958/este-gif-sirve-para-todo" target="_blank">kangrejoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“tengo un atraso”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“la guagua no es tuya”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“pero me quiero casar contigo para que seas el padre de mi hijo”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Te sacaste un siete en una coeficiente dos de física</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>te sacaste un uno en una coeficiente dos de lenguaje</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>la educación gratuita genera desigualdad</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>los pobres son pobres por que son flojos</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>no hay sistema para cargar la BIP</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>se acuerda de qué porte era el sandwich del restorán “el guatón”?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>en un universo holográfico cada parte del mismo se refleja en los bordes de éste de manera completa </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Iron man 3 es mejor película que Iron man 2</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Batman es más bacán que Supermán</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>con el sexo anal te embarzai, no viste que adentro todo se junta?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Shinji no se quiere subir al robot</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dbb9f8a43123bec999554bf08b24fcd/tumblr_inline_mmlcuwijcG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/50108129952http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/50108129952Fri, 10 May 2013 16:11:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/948d927340f1879588aff480cfac3b00/tumblr_mm0xaeswBI1qdoxp5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49960189628http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49960189628Wed, 08 May 2013 17:41:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c277a2e066bfd01619ac24ca4b365850/tumblr_mmgkowXo0b1qa64bjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/187df2ff856804f0aba299bbcd438a5e/tumblr_mmgkowXo0b1qa64bjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluedogeyes.tumblr.com/post/49905253954/eva-longoria-gq-mexico" target="_blank">bluedogeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Eva Longoria</strong> <em>GQ Mexico</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Órale señora Solis….</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49940563898http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49940563898Wed, 08 May 2013 12:36:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c07f8866f140bbff10e230722080790/tumblr_mmgakkoz8n1rrue2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rexdex.tumblr.com/post/49913435443/oo-ctm-mori-xd" target="_blank">rexdex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oo ctm mori xD</p> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49940280482http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49940280482Wed, 08 May 2013 12:30:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/627fe63a3f5fcf63b170a8f4a6c55179/tumblr_mmhirxxFdK1qzjuqro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49935621537http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49935621537Wed, 08 May 2013 10:55:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89af9c957a946f1685de4730631fde7f/tumblr_mme8q9LYU71raw1oio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49859466193http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49859466193Tue, 07 May 2013 11:51:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa2be97efc72f6f96e3cd1f5a8b2d51a/tumblr_mm1wefWH9y1rfk4qho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myndirnotur.tumblr.com/post/49238396392/coughs-uncomfortably" target="_blank">myndirnotur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[coughs uncomfortably]</p> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49791004673http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49791004673Mon, 06 May 2013 15:22:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab8f9ea77a122aa0d7843d926969f6cc/tumblr_mm592mQClZ1s1vt4mo4_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d57e01689bce38b8f82b59b6475e0b2/tumblr_mm592mQClZ1s1vt4mo3_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/803f6cb4a5a945581f26af28d67d4a66/tumblr_mm592mQClZ1s1vt4mo1_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1ad14feeac4e7afa0ceda506204e7e/tumblr_mm592mQClZ1s1vt4mo2_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49465145377http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49465145377Thu, 02 May 2013 18:17:23 -0400Dragon Ball Z<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58f3c080f712d2ed76844f9ad1281ec0/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc6a7c3936c22a47ca888409748e64c7/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a2a7b017aecf1ebdc20421dd46e9e5e/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Directo al corazón.</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49439068375http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/49439068375Thu, 02 May 2013 10:55:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laweaimbecil.com/post/48961566058/latino-erectus" target="_blank">laweaimbecil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.laweaimbecil.com" target="_blank"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/666bd3ed1048350e2eac366b48bf3b07/tumblr_inline_mlp0wgc54s1qz4rgp.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.laweaimbecil.com" target="_blank"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/947496d332150d8ac5cf3e9250104243/tumblr_inline_mlp0zoAd7u1qz4rgp.gif"/></a></p> </blockquote> <p>EPIC</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48979664665http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48979664665Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:27:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mDleL9stwi4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Por la gracia de Odín, <strong>vean este video.</strong></p> <p>Lo peor (¿mejor?) es que es en serio.</p> <h6>… y así con el quincuagésimo guate recibido en la ca’eza, nace una nueva superhéroe con la habilidad de transmitir su pensamiento telepáticamente y a través de subtítulos… </h6>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48978958728http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48978958728Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:18:02 -0400telepatíacarabinerossarroEstamos en la Bte ganaste un tano pasmangobierno de excelencia<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dc7674d7c844d9bbdf0f18620047728/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9348251b9b7081caed75defedca38786/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45e346b465f2c183cfe544e3e61c7a46/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0374d7ce14a8d1dd23c480794cc44755/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89441aa71e8373766e3e641feb0c1efe/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/776dee69ba034966be2beb4050a673ef/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35ffd9c62591fbba49d42574c3817675/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa0423f3eb3ddc017729e83be050f346/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b00158b03fe4426be5342cfa524a33f/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54edccd58096660b970297f4a70f4e43/tumblr_mlnv6iZJi51qcwky6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Un superhéroe 100% CHILENO, y ers (es) más que recomendable su lectura. Si me permiten la comparación (y salvando las diferencias entre ambos) es nuestro Deadpool.</p> <p>Weón que ganas de releerlo (o de leer algunas historias nuevas).</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bichosraros.tumblr.com/post/48618560052/se-llamaba-roman-farias-era-un-superheroe" target="_blank">bichosraros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Se llamaba <strong>Román Farías.</strong> Era un<strong> superhéroe.</strong><br/>Sabemos que <strong>el Brujo</strong> sigue vive en alguna parte.<br/><br/>Y es trabajo de nosotros <strong>volverlo a encontrar.</strong></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wallisstreetjournal.tumblr.com/post/48613326770/el-heroe-n-1-de-concepcion-el-super-galan-de-la" target="_blank">wallisstreetjournal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>El héroe n°1 de Concepción, el súper-galán de la capa fosforescente, el paladín que pone “Román” en “Romance”…</p> <p>Román Farías es <strong>El Brujo</strong>.</p> <p><strong>¡¡ARREALHUÉ!!</strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48619457786http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48619457786Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:36:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h5rhBH871qmd9v5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BAM! en toda la boca.</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48613436264http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48613436264Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:37:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T8Jiwo3u6Vo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Por cosas como esta es que adoro el internet.</p> <p>Es una excelente respuesta a <a href="http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48199431892/asi-es-como-se-hace-publicidad-en-internet" title="jajajajajaj" target="_blank"> esto</a></p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48379769767http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48379769767Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:53:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb24t9lNNL1qj2q0yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48356020879http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48356020879Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:08:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llk7q4voXN1qdut4io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>y así es como dejaremos de comer papas fritas, no de otra forma.</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48355932625http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48355932625Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:06:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0gc9VnbB1qfkrjuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosenotroads.tumblr.com/post/36454121198/null" target="_blank">rosenotroads</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://imgfave.com?share_from=iphone_app&share_type=tumblr&link_name=promoteapp&nomobile=appstore" target="_blank">imgfave for iPhone</a></p> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48355850603http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48355850603Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:04:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/daf46ad597a7178ba2fd4088e38c03ee/tumblr_mlaup0VMg71qfwliyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cb046e6f16e05f8521e15de31927f52/tumblr_mlaup0VMg71qfwliyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wallisstreetjournal.tumblr.com/post/48128858223/la-pura-veld" target="_blank">wallisstreetjournal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>La pura veldá.</p> </blockquote> <p>Cuando Neil deGrasse Tyson habla, usted debe estar atento.</p>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48199572652http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48199572652Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:21:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XpaOjMXyJGk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Así es como se hace publicidad en internet soquetes.</p> <p>Nenas, vean esto.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/48162041006" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.</span></p> </blockquote>http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48199431892http://www.chorrogalactico.com/post/48199431892Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:18:24 -0400